~fredandgeorge

Alright, another new Journal. Thanks to all of you who watch us, even though we NEVER update (will change, promise). Wow has it been ages since we did anything here...



Requests--

We'll make something new, promise.

The shop is swamped! We're on endless demand to make new items. We have ten new types of ton tounge toffee, exploding snap sets that cause you to grow daisies out of your head, or sneeze chewing gum. We've recently been working on some morphing bon bons. They're quite a bit of fun. We're making one for every member of our family. Percy, the brainless git, disapproved quite passionately of our morphing bonbon for him, which assured us it was ready for selling. It causes your head to swell to three times it's size, your noze to turn up quite noticably, and for you to release earsplitting spurts of hot air from your ears and mouth. We were working on one for ron, but George ended up with three extra feet growing from his head, and I found myself covered in steaming purple boils. Our customers rather enjoyed this though, as the boils shot sparks, confetti, or green unpoppable bubbles when poked with a wand. We may just put it on the market as it is. Our favorite though, is yet unreleased. It's not nearly ready, it nearly blew pig into squeaking feathery puffs. Ron isn't pleased with our testing on his owl, but pig seems quite entertained.

Oh right, our art. We are working on a couple peices. We may decide to color them... or maybe only one... We have a comic, actually. Loads of fun. Anyway, sorry for wasting your time on our endless blabbering. We will update soon, promise.

Sincerely not yours,
Gred and Feorge